IT took less than 30 seconds for the Virgin Active employee with bolt cutters to chop through a padlock and prise open the door to locker 92, and approximately half that time for the boxer standing beside him, the one who had initiated the demolition job, to realise he was opening the wrong one.
โS**t,โ he said. โMy stuffโs in 96.โ
Prior to this, the boxer had closed the door to his locker, number 96, and left inside it his clothes, wallet and mobile phone, only to return five minutes later for his phone. The problem, however, was that in those five minutes he had seemingly forgotten the pass code required to reopen what he had earlier slammed shut. It was why a call was made to reception. It was why bolt cutters were used. It was why confusion reigned.
Still, a lesson: when hungry, when wearing a zip hoodie, a sweat suit, a large puffer jacket, tracksuit bottoms and ski salopettes, and when about to hit the sauna on a Thursday night in the hope of losing eight pounds before a Friday afternoon weigh-in, it becomes easy to lose concentration.
โSorry, that would have never happened if I wasnโt cutting weight,โ the boxer informed the man with the broken padlock in his hands. โI donโt normally make mistakes like that.โ
There were other mistakes that evening. He had, for instance, forgotten to pack a spare T-shirt and shorts, both of which would have been ideal extra layers. Yet his biggest faux pas, the one that really hurt, resulted in embarrassment, an apology and an offer to reimburse the stranger with a destroyed padlock. It also motivated the boxer to put on a woolly hat, make his way to the sauna, and get this necessary part of his job โ the fight within a fight, the part boxers dread more than any other โ done and dusted.
โI must look like the weirdo on the train nobody wants to sit next to,โ he said, throwing air punches, appearing every inch the lost slalom skier. โYou sort of need to shadowbox just to validate being in here in full ski get-up. Thereโs not much else you can do in a sauna. I could do a Bernard Hopkins and start doing press-ups, but I donโt have the energy.โ
Once sitting down, he parted his legs and lowered his head between the gap. โMy head is sweaty already, but I know itโs not proper sweat,โ he explained, before lifting it to take a look around. โIโm surprised the saunaโs so full. Usually when I come here itโs me on my own. And when Iโm doing this on my own, it really drags. You feel a bit sorry for yourself. Every second seems like a minute.
โIf youโre really dehydrated, as you always will be, it can be a horrible experience. You canโt cheat, either. Thereโs no point stepping outside to cool down, because if you do that youโve got to re-heat again before sweating.โ
โExcuse me, guy in the jacket,โ said a girl in a swimsuit, sitting on the opposite bench. โAre you not a bit hot?โ
โA little bit,โ replied the boxer.
โWhy are you in a sauna in a jacket?โ
โBecause I need to lose some weight.โ
The girl and the friend sitting beside her laughed. โSeriously?โ said the second one. โYou donโt look overweight.โ
โI have until tomorrow to lose the weight.โ
โHow much do you want to lose?โ
โEight pounds.โ
The horror wasnโt exactly well-disguised. โSeriously? You really think youโll lose eight pounds in one day?โ
โYeah.โ
โWow. I feel your pain. Good luck.โ
The first girl wasnโt finished yet. โI thought men generally wanted to get bigger, not skinnier,โ she said.
โYeah, usually,โ said the boxer. โI donโt think Iโll lose any real weight. Iโve just got to be eight pounds lighter by tomorrow.โ
โHow long do you have to be in here?โ
โUntil I lose the weight. Maybe an hour.โ
โOh, thatโs terrible. I feel so sorry for you.โ
He lasted 23 minutes. In that time, he begrudgingly revealed he was a professional boxer and swiftly came to understand how unnatural and unusual the sight of a boxer cutting weight the night before a weigh-in appears to the general public. This, in keeping with the ridiculousness of it all, preceded a dizzy spell, an escape, and a trip to a treadmill.
โIf I had a kilo to lose as an amateur I would s**t myself,โ he said. โBut thatโs only two pounds. The numbers go up and up as you get more experienced. You almost become a bit lazy. I know if Iโve got more than 10 pounds to cut the day before, Iโve taken the p*ss.
โSome people like to dry out four days out and lose, say, four pounds each day. But if you take four days to cut the weight then it will take four days to put it back on. If I lose all the weight the night before, it will only take the same amount of time to put it back on before the fight.โ
However itโs achieved, making weight will never be a normal, healthy process. The boxer in question managed it that night, thanks to a hot bath when he got home and a zero-tolerance approach to food and water, but he didnโt feel great about it, nor look a picture of health on the scales. Gaunt, sunken eyes, skin paler than normal, he hit his target but was thankful for the three-pound leeway of a non-title fight.
Others have a far tougher time. More weight to lose. Lack of discipline. Lack of support. Less wiggle room in a championship fight. Or maybe itโs tough for others because they donโt downsize properly, intelligently, the right way. Whatever the reason, one fact remains: it is this moment in a fighterโs preparation, more so than the countless rounds of sparring, the road work and the circuits, which will potentially do the greatest amount of damage.
โBoiling down to light-heavyweight (175 pounds or 12 stone 5 pounds) was an absolute nightmare,โ said Tony Bellew, who moved from light-heavyweight to cruiserweight and then ended his career as a heavyweight.
โAs an amateur, Iโd fight at 91 kilos, which is 14 stone 4, the cruiserweight limit. So, when I turned professional, I thought Iโd do the weight easily. I walked around at 15 stone and was eating s**t as an amateur.
โFor three months I went on a strict diet, trained really hard and got my weight down to about 13 stone 4. I was then told I was carrying about 10 pounds of water, listened to what people said, and got as close as I could to the weight.
โIt was only when I got to around the age of 29 that s**t hit the fan. Thatโs when it got too much. I was doing the diet and still not losing weight. I had to learn the hard way. When I hit 30, I knew it was no longer safe. I realised that after the first (Isaac) Chilemba fight.โ
Bellewโs first fight with Chilemba, back in March 2013, was one of the Liverpudlianโs worst performances as a professional. Off the pace, and unable to get to grips with the slippery South African, Bellew was relieved to come through the experience with a draw.
โI couldnโt function properly after six rounds,โ he said. โI had no endurance, no durability. I was finished. It was so hard.
โBack then I was just training to make weight. I wasnโt training to improve my boxing ability. My whole focus was on making weight. That was the hardest part of my career.โ
Weight struggles have myriad consequences. They can range from subpar performances, like the one Bellew produced against Chilemba first time around, and diminished punch resistance causing bad knockout defeats, to the kind of fate all boxers must put to the back of their minds in order to do the very thing they call a profession.
In the case of Richie Wenton, a 1994 British super-bantamweight title fight against Bradley Stone was the reality check he, and his sport, needed.
โWe weighed in the same day,โ Wenton recalled. โI was struggling for weight, but so was Bradley. We had the same problem because we were both big for 8 stone 10.
โTrust me, itโs always hard to do the weight, and regular check-ups are vital. Iโm talking six weeks before, right through to the fight. Not a couple of weeks before. It takes a lot from the brain to make weight. Itโs f**king dangerous. We know that now.โ
Stone tragically passed away as a result of injuries suffered in his fight with Wenton and the impact of the incident shook the sport to its core.
Though it will never be known whether the battle to make weight played a part in Stoneโs untimely demise, what canโt be disputed is that the abnormal process of dehydrating the brain wouldnโt have enhanced his ability to soak up punishment or outlast an opponent in a scheduled 12-round fight. Nor, of course, would the same-day weigh-in have helped Stone or Wentonโs chances of rehydrating in the hours leading up to their bout at York Hall.
โSometimes I wonder if the day before weigh-ins are safer or not because the guys are definitely much better hydrated,โ said Barry McGuigan, whose Nigerian opponent Young Ali also passed away following their fight in 1982. โBut some guys, because of the 24-hour thing, might make even greater sacrifices and take even bigger risks to get down in weight knowing that theyโll have 24 hours to recuperate.
โYou reach a point, however, where youโre so dry that itโs almost inconceivable that you can rehydrate properly. You might feel rehydrated, but your brain isnโt rehydrated in that 24-hour period.
โPutting a cap on what guys can weigh after a weigh-in, like the IBF do, should be implemented across the board. You shouldnโt be able to put on any more than 10 pounds after the weigh-in. If heโs gaining 20 pounds, he was obviously badly dehydrated when he was on the scales. And thatโs dangerous.โ
Chris Byrd, a former IBF heavyweight champion, felt the effects of losing copious amounts of weight (37 pounds) when he unwisely boxed light-heavyweight Shaun George in 2008. Out of energy, unable to even warm-up, Byrd was eventually knocked out in nine rounds. The experiment, in truth, was a disaster.
Yet Byrd, despite this, refrains from using his own woes as an example of a bad weight cut โ he admits his diet wasnโt right and that he lacked a personal trainer โ and instead, like McGuigan, wants to alert people to the fact big risks are being taken across the board. Risks are being taken by fighters, coaches, and by sanctioning bodies, and these risks, Byrd believes, arenโt fully appreciated by those who watch weight-drained fighters damage dehydrated brains in the name of sport.
โAll the guys I have trained who have cut weight โ Iโm talking 30 to 40 pounds โ are dying at the end,โ he said. โTheyโre crying and screaming, โI canโt make the weight!โ
โPeople donโt look at that side of it. They just look at the weight someone puts on after weighing in. It blows my mind. When Andre Dirrell fought James DeGale, he was dying to make 168 pounds. And DeGale was probably doing the same.
โThey then had to wake up at eight oโclock in the morning on fight day to weigh in again, only to put on 30 more pounds afterwards.
โItโs crazy that after you make weight youโre only allowed (according to IBF rules) to put 10 pounds on before a second check the next morning. Itโs stupid. People who make the rules up have obviously never fought.
โIf youโre putting on 20 pounds, you must have lost a lot of weight. Itโs detrimental when that happens. Now we just accept it. โOh yeah, heโs a much bigger guy. Heโs a much bigger guy in the ring but they weighed the same.โ No, he had a harder time making that weight. Thatโs why heโs so much bigger. Itโs crazy.โ
Frankly, if a boxerโs racking up those kind of numbers between weigh-in and first bell itโs a sure-fire sign theyโre in the wrong weight division and that a desire to gain every conceivable advantage has superseded the need to stay healthy. Itโs at that point you realise their priorities are back to front and that they probably require a jolt to the system. Or a move up.
โThe moment I moved up in weight was one of the greatest moments in my life,โ said Duke McKenzie, a world champion at flyweight, bantamweight and super-bantamweight. โIโve never felt a greater sense of relief.
โAfter moving up from flyweight, I was able to eat and drink what I wanted, and you wouldnโt believe how happy it made me. When youโre happy at a weight, you can get up in the morning and have a cooked breakfast. You can have a proper lunch and an evening meal, too. Then you wake up the next morning dead on the weight. Thatโs all you can ask for really.โ
McKenzieโs last fight as a flyweight came against Dave McAuley in 1989. It marked his first defeat as a pro. It also cost him his world title.
โThe McAuley fight was a nightmare,โ he said. โIโve never felt worse going into a fight.
โWe got to the weigh-in and Mickey Duff (promoter) looked at me and said, โMcKenzie, you look like a black pair of braces.โ He said I looked ill, decimated. Whatever confidence I had disappeared in an instant.
โThat was a real harrowing experience. But if I didnโt suffer that defeat, there may have been another defence, and that could have been a defence too far for me. Who knows? I could have gone on for one too many and experienced what Paul Ingle and Spencer Oliver did. I needed to go through that McAuley experience in order to do the right thing.โ
In theory, improvements should come with experience and education. We should, as a sport, be maturing with age and therefore be able to correct past mistakes. Barry McGuigan stresses this, just as he stresses heโd be a โmonsterโ if active today and if guided by his son, Shane, a professional coach well-versed in nutrition and sports science.
โThe last year and a half was a struggle to make featherweight,โ Barry said. โBut I didnโt eat properly. I did the old atrophy where youโd eat one meal a day and shrink as opposed to eating three meals a day, cutting out all the c**p and making the weight while big, strong and muscular.
โIf Iโd had my son training me, Iโd have been a monster at featherweight. Iโd have been much, much stronger. I may even have done super-bantamweight.
โI just did it the way everybody else did back then. I was on the weight two weeks out. Nowadays most guys never do the weight until theyโre on the scale. The UFC guys are even worse. They can drop a stone or two the night before.โ
Itโs true. With experience and education comes a temptation to push the boundaries further and gain even more of an edge, and mixed martial artists, in particular, are a great โ or not so great โ example of this. Liverpoolโs Darren Till, a welterweight for whom cutting weight for a UFC fight against Stephen Thompson in May 2018 left him temporarily blind and unable to stand, is just one fairly recent horror story, while Uriah Hall suffered a seizure and heart attack when trying to shift weight that same year.
Boxers, too, continue to go to extreme lengths. Danny OโConnor, for instance, withdrew from a WBC super-lightweight title fight against Jose Ramirez in July 2018 after collapsing in a sauna trying to shed a final two pounds. From his hospital bed, suffering severe dehydration and suspected kidney failure, he wrote: โHeartbreaking to be rushed to the hospital and deemed medically unfit to fight the day before fighting for my first world title. I let the idea of being a world champion cloud my judgement of my personal health. Nothing is more important than my health.โ
If fortunate, you might get away with it. You might lose the pounds, win the fight and, like a woman going through pregnancy, forget all about the trauma that preceded the special moment. But, rest assured, on even the lucky ones, those who live to tell the tale, an indelible impression will be left.
โThe weight-making has scarred me mentally to this day and itโs still pretty bad,โ said McKenzie. โI went to bed the other night and had a Boost (chocolate) bar and a cranberry and orange drink by my bed. If I wake up at three oโclock in the morning, and Iโm hungry, Iโll reach over and eat it, no questions asked.
โPeople who have never experienced making weight will never understand how it affects you. But it does.โ
Richie Wenton understands.
โWhen doing offshore gas projects, weโd do a lot of work on power stations and the conditions were very hot,โ he said. โWeโd be in boiler rooms and Iโd be sweating like a pig.
โIโd notice that all the other lads were drinking water at all times. But I wouldnโt do that. Iโve always had tunnel vision when it comes to drinking water when Iโm dehydrated. So, I donโt take water with me. When Iโm thirsty, I wonโt drink.
โIโm used to the sensation of feeling thirsty and lightheaded. Iโm used to being dehydrated. Iโll go on these jobs and be sweating through T-shirt after T-shirt and wonโt touch any water. The other lads look at me like Iโm mad.โ
Watch, for the best part of half an hour, a boxer shadowbox in a sauna while wearing a zip hoodie, sweat suit, puffer jacket, tracksuit bottoms and ski salopettes, and you will find it tough to describe this peculiar breed of human using any other adjective. Itโs a mad sport, often involving mad people doing mad things for mad reasons. But itโs madder still โ maddening, in fact โ if itโs not done properly.